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Dealbreaker: You listen to "everything".»
Really. Everything. You don’t have any, you know, favorites…. no? You just listen to “whatever’s on the radio”? Oh my God. How about Owl City? You like that one song by them, huh? How about Ke$ha? You think she’s catchy? How about the yowls of a domestic tabby being raped by a Scottish wildcat? Get the hell out of here. I bet you have 300 bands on your iPod and only one song from each of them.
Hear that? The sound of people simultaneously rearranging their playlists and mass downloading from itunes..
