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Dear Diary
Dear Deeply Flawed Moral Character,
It’s probably a good idea if you stop drunkenly calling a girl who never says no to you and showing up at her house in the middle of the night just because she says it’s ok to come over and drink excessive quantities of rum while playing emo music and analyzing the meaning of life (while drunk) on her couch. Stop it, it’s just depressing.
Sincerely,
The Person I Used To Be
